There are few things you can be certain of in this life, but like the inevitable march of death, the taking of taxes, and a delicious sausage sanga after casting a vote, you can always count on Wood Rocket to turn a pop culture phenomenon into a porno. This time, they’ve done it to Apex Legends.

Apex Legends was released out of nowhere earlier this year by EA and has since taken the gaming world by storm. While it hasn’t quite hit Fortnite levels yet, it’s certainly become a major competitor to the battle royale king.

It didn’t take Wood Rocket long to jump on the new trend, creating its latest porn parody, Ass Sex Legends. Of course, a number of the heroes have been given filthy alternate names, like, for example, Penisfinder, who is based on the robot, Pathfinder, with a Fleshlight as a head. Classic gear, folks.

There’s also My Rod (Mirage) and Gaipth, which I guess rhymes with Wraith. One of the slides says Gapeth, but I assume that’s just a typo. You can check out the bizarre trailer for Ass Sex Legends below. It’s a little bit NSFW, but not massively.

There are plenty of in-jokes stuffed in there about Fortnite and battle royale in general, but I think you’d agree that the best part is when Gapeth asks My Rod to Bangalore her Outlands.

In case you were wondering, yes, Wood Rocket did make a Fortnite porn parody named Fortnut, and it’s just batshit crazy as this one. If you would like to watch that or Ass Sex Legends, you can do so for free on PornHub, but the extended version is available on PornHub Premium.

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