‘Tomb Raider‘, the reboot of the movie version of the video game ‘Tomb Raider‘, which is in fact a movie version of the reboot of the reboot of the video game ‘Tomb Raider‘ (yes, that makes sense, trust me, I am a huge nerd) is set to drop in March next year and today we have a fresh look at Alicia Vikander in the role of titular heroine Lara Croft via this new poster and trailer tease.
Her legend begins. #TombRaider, in theaters March 2018. pic.twitter.com/tsChGaHEb6
— Tomb Raider (@tombraider) September 18, 2017
TOMORROW – watch the trailer for #TombRaider, in theaters March 2018. pic.twitter.com/Lt5R7KVCkG
— Tomb Raider (@TombRaiderMovie) September 18, 2017
Cool. Nice. Looking good Lady Croft. One question though… WHAT’S UP WITH YOUR FKN NECK GIRL?
Yes, this movie is based on a video game, but surely you don’t need to translate the exact pixel construction of the computerised Lara Croft onto the filmic version? I mean, Croft out here looking like she’s part hydra.
https://twitter.com/maya_mcmxcv/status/909827055478386688
https://twitter.com/WracanN/status/909853185623445505
I figured out what the super long neck in the Tomb Raider poster reminds me of. pic.twitter.com/uXEse1uBxd
— Dan Pearce (@GameDesignDan) September 18, 2017
Saw the new Tomb Raider movie poster and I’m just so relieved that Lara appears to have both a butt + boobs. Possibly a lizard neck too idk
— Evvy (@EvvyKube) September 18, 2017
Alicia Vikander getting her neck ready for the Tomb Raider poster! 😳 pic.twitter.com/CxX1fh0OhR
— Stan Drews (@phizzwhizz) September 18, 2017
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This poster is truly nek level (sorry).
The full trailer for the action-adventure flick drops tomorrow with the movie to hit cinemas in March 2018.
Or you could wait until it appears on Neckflix (I’M REALLY SORRY.)