WOWEE. That was something. There was an elderly group date with GILFs parading around left, right and centre, a 50 Shades date with Ryan, an explosive question time, a famewhore exposed (*cough* BYE RYAN *cough*) and random people going home. For the full lowdown, check out the episode recap below.
Now let’s quickly dive into the juicy bits (AKA your best tweets) so I can talk about this evening’s main topic: Carlin.
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To start off, people were still justifiably devo about a certain fabulous someone not being present this episode.
Listen I’m not even going to lie, I still haven’t recovered from Ciarran leaving #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/kC5OnU9JVw
— Jenna 🖤 (@Jennabelll) November 6, 2019
Then there was Carlin’s boot- I mean, a group date of some sort… Sorry, I literally just couldn’t focus on anything other than that immaculately sculpted peach booty. We thirsted. Hard.
Correct Timm, Carlin’s ass should be illegal in those pants #TheBacheloretteAU
— Simone Holtznagel (@moan_holtz) November 6, 2019
Stupid sexy Carlin #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Le1nlb0jVi
— anthony (@IceCreamTony) November 6, 2019
Can confirm I’ll take Carlin now and I’ll take Carlin in 40 years. #TheBacheloretteAU
— Sam (@samsreputation) November 6, 2019
We then unanimously cringed during the ‘intimate exercises’ date that looked exactly like a wannabe 50 Shades date. Ryan got super horny. We got super flaccid.
Ryan on another single date with Angie #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lGjg3QXZit
— Susan (@NovaStar77) November 6, 2019
After this date, the boys reconvened, and wait… I swear this was the final 3 between Carlin, Ryan and Timm… who were the other 3? WHOMST? Who said “drama with a side of lols”? A ghost?
So man bun and bow tie who haven’t even been on a single date (and whose name we can’t even remember) are going home. #TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/fZjKHxTOVD
— so tired (Taylor’s Version) (@pjk27779) November 6, 2019
Who the hell were Matt & Alex? #BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/afUpFoWF2o
— so tired (Taylor’s Version) (@pjk27779) November 6, 2019
Then Ryan was exposed as a snake (AHHAHAHHA), which was music to the world’s ears.
https://twitter.com/Jennabelll/status/1192010777378451457
Ryan…Ryan…Ryan. #TheBacheloretteAU
— Davis Harrigan (Digi) 🦁 (@DeadlineDavis) November 6, 2019
Timms just like… #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/JVvoZvUfox
— Rachel (@Rachtrix) November 6, 2019
Ryan says ‘Angie is acting like I lied’…….maaate, you did #TheBacheloretteAu
— Amanda Jane Booth (@mandiibooth) November 6, 2019
Some random guys eventually went home (once again, if you want the full lowdown, the full recap is here) but, more importantly, I feel like we must protect Carlin at all costs against snakey Ryan. Yes, the preview for the next episode is scary and may potentially expose some secrets from Carlin’s past. Yes, he’s done acting and modelling work in the past (literally find one of these contestants who hasn’t, I dare you). But, from what we’ve seen so far, Carlin’s been nothing but kind and sweet to Ang.
We also need his peach ass in more episodes. There. I said it. Thank you.
The suit that Carlin has on is truly…….#bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/eikWsh2e7s
— Wayne Griffin (@grifology70) November 6, 2019
I’ll leave you with this conversation-starter:
Carlin had modeling/ acting work before this. So what? Ange is on reality show number 3! And she cant be all high and mighty if she let Ryan stay after he lied #BacheloretteAU
— 🆘️🚑🏥👱♀️ (@julessz71) November 6, 2019
