Scott Disick Is Doing His Own Version Of ‘The Block’ Minus The Normal People

Home ownership remains a mercilessly futile goal for a generation of Australians, but at least we’ll be able to live vicariously through Scott bloody Disick. 

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The honorary Kardashian and father to Kourtney Kardashian‘s three children is set to host a new show, Flip It Like Disick, dedicated to his new life as a real estate entrepreneur. Think The Block, but luxe, and as far away from Scotty Cam as geographically possible.

E! News reports the show will follow Disick as he splashes his Keeping Up With The Kardashian residuals on a bunch of A-list properties, before he tears their guts out and replaces them with… marble? We guess?

“I’m excited to bring fans a new series that shows what I’m really passionate about professionally, which is flipping real estate and doing crazy and impressive renovations on celebrity homes,” Disick said in a statement.

As is tradition with all E!-adjacent reality TV shows, Disick will be joined by a supporting cast of interior decorators, contractors, and business partners. That said, we can reasonably expect the show to be eight hours of this:

Flip It Like Disick will air sometime around the middle of the year. If Disick decides to branch out to Australia, we might just know the folks to make his real estate commercials:

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