Conflict is a natural part of living in society. As a person with needs, wants, and feelings living in such a way that you are interconnected with the needs, wants, and feelings of thousands upon thousands of other people, those needs, wants, and feelings will occasionally run contrary to someone else’s. For most of us, this will present as a colleague with whom we butt heads, or an acquaintance in our extended social circle who we just fucking hate. For Roxy Jacenko, this presents as someone who will not stop shitting outside her office.
Her and this mystery shitter are at odds: The Paddington Poo Jogger really wants to shit outside Jacenko’s office, and Jacenko really does not want them to do that. Their differences, it seems, are irreconcilable. But Jacenko hasn’t given up. She has attempted to tackle the problem the only way she knows how: By going on national television and asking the person to please stop shitting outside her office.
Jacenko went on The Project tonight to appeal to the Poo Jogger’s better nature, urging her to please cut that shit out. “Please, just stop doing this. a) I dont want to walk in shit when I get out of my car of a morning to walk into the office, nor should my staff,” she said. “And the residents of the street, theyre up their eyeballs in it, and they have had enough.”
Jacenko says she decided to take the videos off Instagram, believing that it had already got enough attention: “If this lady has seen it, I hope she stops now and finds a portaloo, of which there are many in the Paddington suburb.”
She also singled out (not once but twice) Jackie O as one of the figures named as a possible culprit for the crime. What an allegation to make.
According to AAP, NSW Police Eastern Suburbs command are currently investigating a possible “criminal offence” related to the pooping.
You can watch the interview below:
