Welp, it was only a matter of time I guess. The porn industry has gotten a hold of Rick & Morty and turned it into a porno imaginatively titled, Dick & Morty.

Jesus Christ, where do I begin? The noticeably low budget production stars a zany Rick (Dick), an awkward female Morty, Beth getting nailed by a Meeseeks (Mr. Meesex) as well as Bird Person, and Rick’s former lover, Unity. Does porno Rick fuck porno Morty? Please don’t.

Along with a special appearance from Pickle Dick, random maths equations also fly across the screen during the trailer, featuring the absolute knee-slapper, “69 + 69 = Awesome”. You guys might wanna check the math on that one.

You’ll also be pleased to hear that Unity requests Rick spray her with his “testicle-made Szechwan sauce”. I… What the fuck, man?

If you’re actually keen to watch this gem of modern cinema, you can suss it for free on WoodRocket.com or PornHub. If you’d like to know what flavour of cheap parody you’re in for, you can watch the trailer below.

Also, I’d like to point out that porno Rick and Pickle Dick are in the same picture. Are they different entities now? I’m left with far more questions than answers here.

Source: Motherboard
Image: WoodRocket