The month of March has been a fkn wild ride for diehard fans of Tom from Queer Eye, (aka anyone who has watched the Netflix reboot and owns a soul) with the big bearded teddy bear’s love life more turbulent than Jonathan with a hair dryer.

Quick recap: at the end of the first episode of the new season, freshly madeover sweetheart Tom had gotten back together with ex-wife Abby and all seemed well in the world. Cut to March 1st though and our hearts got curbstomped en masse with Tom announcing they were no longer together via Twitter.

Two days later and Tom was already on the rebound hard, letting his millions of ardent followers know he was doing ok and he was thirsty for some new new love:

Of course, we rallied behind the redneck margarite loving grandpa, but it seems our well wishes on his life of singledom were unnecessary as today Tommy boy has announced that WAIT SCRATCH THAT, he and Abby are totes back together again!!!!!!!

JESUS FUCK TOM OUR HEARTS CANNAE TAKE THIS ROLLERCOASTER MUCH LONGER.

Tom accompanied the picture of the embracing couple by saying that he and Abby “want to spend the rest of [their] lives together”. Please, let this happen.

The man deserves love, ok?

Image: Twitter