The month of March has been a fkn wild ride for diehard fans of Tom from Queer Eye, (aka anyone who has watched the Netflix reboot and owns a soul) with the big bearded teddy bear’s love life more turbulent than Jonathan with a hair dryer.
Quick recap: at the end of the first episode of the new season, freshly madeover sweetheart Tom had gotten back together with ex-wife Abby and all seemed well in the world. Cut to March 1st though and our hearts got curbstomped en masse with Tom announcing they were no longer together via Twitter.
I just watched my episode for about the 20th time. I cry 😭 like a baby 👶 ever time I watch it. Just to let the world 🌎 know, Abby and I are no longer together. She will always be the love ❤️ of my life. I will always love ❤️ her more than anything!!!!!!!
— Tom Jackson (@TomJack20176306) February 28, 2018
Two days later and Tom was already on the rebound hard, letting his millions of ardent followers know he was doing ok and he was thirsty for some new new love:
I’m doing great. I’m still looking for that special lady. I’m no longer with Abby!!!!!!
— Tom Jackson (@TomJack20176306) March 1, 2018
Of course, we rallied behind the redneck margarite loving grandpa, but it seems our well wishes on his life of singledom were unnecessary as today Tommy boy has announced that WAIT SCRATCH THAT, he and Abby are totes back together again!!!!!!!
So happy 😀 to say that Abby and I are reunited 💝 we’ve loved each other for many years and want to spend the rest of our lives together!!!!!!!! 💑 pic.twitter.com/gb36SXRp5c
— Tom Jackson (@TomJack20176306) March 7, 2018
JESUS FUCK TOM OUR HEARTS CANNAE TAKE THIS ROLLERCOASTER MUCH LONGER.
Tom accompanied the picture of the embracing couple by saying that he and Abby “want to spend the rest of [their] lives together”. Please, let this happen.
The man deserves love, ok?