Fuller House. A show that Netflix will continue to make until long after you are dead. One of the more inexplicable reboots of the modern recycled TV era has racked up episodes at an outrageous rate since first appearing in February 2016.
In that year alone the production managed to shart out two seasons of the rebooted All-American family sitcom, and those of you who blinked probably would’ve missed the two halves of the third season, released onto the streaming service in September and December of last year.
For reasons we cannot ascertain – deal with the Devil? Presidential directive? John Stamos is funding the whole thing so he can watch it slowly burn to the ground while he cranks his awful chode? – Netflix bosses have announced today that Fuller House will be getting an almost improbable fourth season.
TV Line confirmed that the Full House spinoff/reboot/reanimation/zombification will be back for yet another dig, with the cast returning to San Francisco after the third season finale; an episode of TV that bafflingly featured a cameo from Lonzo Ball of all people.
What have we done to deserve this? Who exactly was it that we slighted in the past to now be stricken with such a fate? What cruel God mocks us so by producing this unimpeded?
Whatever the case, season four’s probably gonna have a cameo from Urkel, so if you feel the need to accelerate your doomsday preparations we’re certainly not going to hang around here and stop you.
