It’s that time of the month again, folks: when you draw up an elaborate tactical plan for how and when you’re going to park your ass on the couch and watch Netflix in the coming month. It’s important to strategise these things around less important things like your job, human contact, listlessly clicking through Wikipedia articles, etc.
We’ve already told you that Hereditary is coming, but would you believe… there’s more?
Have a gander:
March 1
Jurassic Park Trilogy
Mamma Mia!
Friends with Benefits
Tooth Fairy
Just Go With It
Annabelle
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Hitch
Soul Surfer
Bad Teacher
District 9
Hancock
Fast & Furious 6
Johnny English
Johnny English Reborn
The Scorpion King
Young Adult
Blade Runner: Theatrical Cut
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
Colossal
The Purge
The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind
River’s Edge
Northern Rescue
Your Son
Budapest
Cricket Fever: Mumbai Indians
Losers
March 3
Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj: Volume 2
March 5
Hereditary
March 6
The Mummy
Goosebumps
March 7
The Order
March 8
Shadow
Immortals
After Life
Formula 1: Drive to Survive
Bangkok Love Stories: Hey You!
Bangkok Love Stories: Innocence
March 9
Sex Tape
In a Relationship
March 10
The Descendants
March 12
Terrace House: Opening New Doors: Part 6
Jimmy Carr: The Best of Ultimate Gold Greatest Hits
Schindler’s List
Despicable Me 2
Tully
March 15
Queer Eye: Season 3
Love, Death & Robots
Turn Up Charlie
Las muñecas de la mafia: Season 2
If I Hadn’t Met You
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
March 16
Green Door
March 19
Amy Schumer Growing
March 20
Despicable Me 3
Jackie
March 21
Peaky Blinders: Season 4
Antoine Griezmann: The Making of a Legend
March 22
Carlo & Malik
Delhi Crime
Historia de un crimen: Colosio
Most Beautiful Thing
Selling Sunset
ReMastered: The Miami Showband Massacre
March 23
The Three Stooges
Lincoln
The Great Gatsby
March 25
White House Down
Grown Ups 2
March 26
Nate Bargatze: The Tennessee Kid
March 28
Baywatch
Ainori Love Wagon: Asian Journey: Season 2
Don’t Breathe
March 29
London Has Fallen
How to Get Away With Murder: Season 4
Suits: Season 7 (New Episodes)
Santa Clarita Diet: Season 3
Osmosis
Traitors
The Legend of Cocaine Island
March 30
Z Nation: Season 4
March 31
Surf’s Up
El sabor de las margaritas
Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series
On My Block: Season 2
