Netflix’s September Lineup Is Here & We’re Already Cancelling All Plans

I hope you have absolutely no plans whatsoever for the first month of spring because holy hell the Netflix Australia schedule is going to be absolutely stacked out. A whole bevvy of faves are set to make their return next month, so cross both your fingers and toes that September‘s weather is too abysmal to leave the house so you can just stay in and binge the crap out of all of these red-hot shows.

Or, with the way our world is going, maybe it’ll be too hot to go outside already so hey what else can you do in those searing hot days where you start sweating as soon as you get out of the shower? Watch movies.

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Get back in bed/on the couch, you’ve got some serious work to do.

After the huge success of the first season (I watched the whole lot over a long weekend in Tassie), American Vandal is back to get to the bottom of another schoolyard-based mystery. This time they’re not asking “who drew the dicks?” but instead “who’s making everyone shit?” as playground sleuths and filmmakers Peter Maldonado and Sam Ecklund try and find the person behind the mask of The Turd Burglar. Catch it from September 14.

To keep the laughs rolling, everyone’s favourite self-destructive, self-sabotaging horseman of the personal apocalypse is back, with Bojack Horseman returning for a fifth season on September 14. After leaving season four with the potential of a gig on Princess Carolyn‘s new show, Bojack‘s looking like he’s about to get a big break – please God let him not fuck this up.

Oh fork yeah, your yearly serve of existentialism and ethical questioning is here with a new season of The Good Place, which finds Eleanor and her pals back on Earth, after Michael gets them sent back to a mortal life. Be your best naughty bench weekly with this one from September 28.

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Look we already talked about it yesterday but it’s worth repeating: Brooklyn Nine-Nine is hitting Netflix in September (oh and also production on season seix has just begun) cool cool cool cool cooll cooolcoolcoool sure sure cool cool no doubt no doubt.

We’re also finally getting to wrap our heads around Maniac next month, with the limited series launching on September 21. It’s looking like some weird Matrix cross Inception mind-bending chaos and tbh I can’t wait to get absolutely ruined by it.

Original films from the binge lords include Sierra Burgess Is A Loser, The Most Assassinated Woman In The World, and Nappily Ever After to keep you company over the hayfever season.

While hot titles like Mean GirlsThe Disaster Artist, Outlander Season 3Nocturnal AnimalsPaddington 2Gotham Season 3, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 are also being added to the monstrous catalogue.

Clear your calendars and stock up on snacks, because here’s the list of release dates for next month.

September 1
Monkey Twins
Mr. Sunshine
Star Trek Into Darkness
Nocturnal Animals
Double Jeopardy
Escape from Alcatraz
Failure to Launch
Flight
Gotham: Season 3
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Julie & Julia
Mean Girls
Save the Last Dance
Star Trek
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Mummy
The Mummy Returns
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Water for Elephants

September 6
Magic Mike XXL

September 7
Atypical: Season 2
Marvel’s Iron Fist: Season 2
Shooter: Season 3
The Most Assassinated Woman In The World
Sierra Burgess Is A Loser

September 11
Outlander: Season 3
Daniel Sloss: Live Shows
The Resistance Banker

September 12
On My Skin
8 Mile
Billy Madison
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Hanna
Jane
The Time Traveler’s Wife

September 14
BoJack Horseman: Season 5
Norm Macdonald has a Show
LAST HOPE
American Vandal: Season 2
Bleach
Glitch: Season 2
The Lake House

September 15
Saving Private Ryan
The Truman Show
Vacation
Watchmen

September 18
D.L. Hughley: Contrarian

September 21
Maniac: Limited Series
The Good Cop
Nappily Ever After
Quincy
Paddington 2

September 26
Norsemen: Season 2
Back to the Future Part II
Friday Night Lights
Scarface

September 27
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

September 28
The Good Place: Season 3
Jack Whitehall: Travels with My Father: Season 2
Somewhere Between
Hold the Dark
The 3rd Eye
Chef’s Table: Volume 5
The Disaster Artist
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Season 5

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