Guys. Forget Bachelor In Paradise drama for one second and go into a temporary, minute-long mourning period. The only reality couple of 2018 worth anything – sweet John and delightful Melissa from Married At First Sight… are done.
Kaput. Broken up. Finito.
Love is a lie, friends.
The pair released a joint statement declaring the end of their relationship via their Instagram accounts, which are peak Mum/Dad, by the way.
This bit in particular ruined me.
We have spoken at length about how to make it work and have been spending time with each other to let our relationship unfold but both agree it doesn’t feel like it’s going anywhere . We still care deeply for each other as friends and will never forget the incredible times we have had together.
Here’s Melissa’s.
Oh god, Melissa’s bit here:
I am very disappointed that it hasn’t worked as I went into the experiment looking for true love. I had been through hell with my last marriage, as you know, and thought I wasn’t meant to have a relationship ever again.
EMOTIONS. I’M FEELING ‘EM.
But also guys NO. TRY HARDER. We were all rooting for you!
This marks the end of all the couples from 2018’s MAFS. All burnt in the trash-fire of heartbreak. Honestly. What is the fucking point.
