Of Course The New ‘MAFS’ Bride Susie Has A Baby Actually Named Baby

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It’s not easy replacing Ines x Sam on Married At First Sight. Sure they were a couple of toxic, gaslighting human beings but they pulled in the eyeballs. So, after they left, fans of the reality TV show were expecting quite a lot from our brand new intruders. And well, Susie might not be anywhere near Ines’ level (yet) but she does have a baby named Baby. 

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Baby Baby is three-years-old and a bit of a cutie patootie.

“Her name is Baby,” Susie says in her lil’ introductory package in case you don’t believe me.

If you still think she’s joking, Susie has already done an interview about her baby Baby with The Daily Telegraph explaining why she named her baby Baby.  Susie said that she had made a list of baby names with her former partner prior to giving birth. BUT, when it came to actually naming the baby, Susie just couldn’t pick one.

“I jokingly said to my partner at the time, ‘we should just call her Baby,’ and he agreed.” 

“On her Medicare card it has her name, Baby, but then it has a full stop after it which signifies she’s not a baby, her name just is actually Baby,” she said.

Okeh.

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Anywhoo, Susie is matched with a lad named Billy. He’s a 28-year-old personal trainer and describes himself as an emotional man who cries easily. That’s about all I caught before he was savagely gutted by Susie’s dad who you must know is Hungarian. 

The other new couple? I honestly couldn’t tell you their names.

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