Cyrell – a bloody legend – shredded Sam and Ines tonight on Married At First Sight and it just about made up for everything. That and the fact that we no longer have to deal with Ines’ feral shit.
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Did any of us expect Ines to go down easily tonight? Sam? Maybe. Ines? No. And she didn’t because tonight, Ines out-Ines’d herself as her anus left the building. In short, she and Sam were called out for their affair and though Sam tried to dig himself out of a hole and threw everybody but himself under the bus, he ultimately admitted the whole thing was a big mistake and said he regretted snuggling up to someone else’s partner.
What did Ines do?
Laugh.
Enter Cyrell.
Cyrell has her say. #KingDingaLing #MAFS pic.twitter.com/6UXNSI9pGI
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) February 24, 2019
Some key highlights to guide you through life:
- “I don’t need to understand shit, all I need to know is you work on your marriage. You don’t sit there and just meet up with another wife.”
- “The world doesn’t revolve around you Sam, you ain’t king ding-a-ling.”
- “Settle the fuck down.”
https://twitter.com/DominicDirupo/status/1099597027598467073
AFTERWARDS, a sheepish Ines tiptoed back into the room but only after requesting Cyrell leave. Ines then proceeded to say she didn’t feel bad for Bronson because he’s been “through a lot in life. He’ll survive.” Lizzie apparently “doesn’t care” and is just “carrying on” too. Alright mate.
Ines definitely pulled some more shit out of her ass but I’ve already forgotten it in favour of “KING DING-A-LING.”
a concept: gogglebox but really it’s just cyrell reacting to ines and sam #mafs #mafsau
— liv (@ssslmp) February 24, 2019
When Cyclone Cyrell returned at the perfect time #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/b1oOuoBXf5
— 𝒟 (@DeeRubyRed) February 24, 2019
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Cyclone cyrell screaming up a storm at Sam and ines #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/qWgCV1ZVA5
— Cin_Emily (@johnnypop69) February 24, 2019
Listening to Cyrell tell it like it is like #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/VGxoHS7xWF
— Heather (@S3cret_Squirrel) February 24, 2019
I must figure out a way to add the phrase “King Dingaling” to my everyday parlance #MAFS
— Jarlath Scannell (@JarlathScannell) February 24, 2019
#cyrell for PM #MAFS pic.twitter.com/6XBPrVIm2v
— M.I.A (@LifestyleMels) February 24, 2019
#MAFS
GO QUEEN #CYRELL SERVE THAT JUSTICE. DEAL THAT KARMA— Harry Mooney (@snae_bear) February 24, 2019
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Cyrell after being asked to leave the room because Ines is in hiding #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DHNrxmPnVT
— Tina Burke (@teeburke_) February 24, 2019
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There it is! You ain’t king dingaling Sam. Ya heard it here first! Remember that FACT! Go Cyrell you little legend!! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mGNOM6tQef
— dominique louise (@Dee_lou16) February 24, 2019
Cyrell should be on every reality show calling out people’s bullshit. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/NwD1w50Rog
— Hero (@hierohero1) February 24, 2019
Cyrell is the hidden expert in this experiment, undercover the whole time! #MAFS
— Natalie Akko (@natalie19815) February 24, 2019
Shove the so called experts off the couch and get Cyrell on there.
She has more of a clue than the three of them combined. #MAFS— Nez (@fraggle73) February 24, 2019
“I’d love to leave because I don’t like to listen to bullshit.” Fuck yes, Cyrell. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/he7kCnprYY
— Shalailah Medhora (@shalailah) February 24, 2019
I actually love Cyrell right now. Respect for expressing your anger and standing up for your friend. #MAFS
— Shalailah Medhora (@shalailah) February 24, 2019
Cyrell seemed to be holding Sam and Ines accountable for their actions more than the experts are, being her back pls #MAFS pic.twitter.com/QQCarHCBoT
— C L A U D I A 💀 (@klaudiianna) February 24, 2019
Cyrell should come back next series as one of the relationship experts #mafs
— Martine 💖💜💙 (@martine_symes) February 24, 2019
Whenever I encounter a guy I don’t like, I’mma say “YOU AIN’T KING DING-A-LING!” from now on. Thanks Cyrell!#MAFS pic.twitter.com/5CoAOB2WX9
— G-Swizzel || Succession stan acc 🇱🇧 (@gswizzelbooks) February 24, 2019
P.S.
@ Sam @ Ines @ The Experts
My thoughts on the show Married at First Sight#MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFSAustralia#BillyMadison #maygodhavemercyonyoursoul
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/raJ6b8pUlP— Mason Cox AFL (@masonsixtencox) February 24, 2019
