In news that will shock you, shock you, shock you – if you have literally never watched one of these dating-based Australian reality shows, have we so quickly forgotten Bachelor in Paradise‘s Brett Moore? – there are rumours flying all over the place that two, count it, two Love Island boys have ~secret girlfriends~ back home in Australia.
The @love_island_australia_memes Insty page has set the rumour mill to MAX CHURN by posting a coupla pictures of Grant Crapp and his secret girlfriend, along with a Facebook comment from a woman who claims to be his gf’s cousin, which says that the pair live together, were still together before Crapp headed to Majorca, and “he was just going in there to promote himself and his fitness brand“.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkfEAz7AEr5/?hl=en&taken-by=love_island_australia_memes
THAT’S SPICY, especially considering Crapp has been getting very close with fellow contestant Tayla Damir, who earlier this month in some weird ‘Truth Bike’ game said she’d totes say ‘Yes’ if bae popped the question at the end of the series.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkfCa9qBoyg/?taken-by=grant_crapp
The second contestant to be revealed as taken via Instagram meme is Eden Dally – what is with reality TV contestants being called Eden this year? – who was exposed care of a picture of himself canoodling with another woman back in March.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkeLmjtALrP/?hl=en&taken-by=love_island_australia_memes
How could this be when he is so clearly in love with Erin Barnett, especially since his ‘relationship’ proposal on Monday night?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bkci6WfnpeJ/?taken-by=dallyeden
Who could have known that two men trying to win a buttload of cash by forming a romantic connection with someone, would actually be unavailable in real life? Truly unfathomable, could not be fathomed, to quote an Australian icon: WHAT THE?
Mind you, Eden’s family has taken issue with the revelation/smear, and have bit back in the Insty comments:
Some pretty convincing stuff there from the Dally fam.
Srsly tho, the posts amount to rumours circulating on an Instagram meme page and must be consumed with a liberal sprinkling of salt. But fuck oath will we be reporting it if something more concrete come up about these bois’ relationship statuses.
