ATTENTION-SEEKERS ASSEMBLE: ‘Love Island’ Applications For 2019 Are Open

In news that will send anyone with 9,555 followers on Instagram looking to send their butt selfies out to the wider masses, Love Island Australia is now accepting applications for 2019.

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The show that flung people you now wouldn’t even recognise in the street into the spotlight for 0.0002 seconds like Tayla Damir and Grant Crapp is now letting YOU, yes YOU, have the chance to make your abs/ass famous. Just don’t pull a Grant and be a dickhead who goes in with a secret girlfriend, OK?

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You’ve gotta be between 18 and 35 to apply, and while EVERYONE knows 99% of the people on there just want to get famous enough that they get invited to the opening of an envelope/get free clothes thrown at them for a full year, the site is pretty firm on wanting people who LEGIT want to fall in love.

“Remember, we are not interested in game-playing. You must be warm, honest, open and genuinely looking for love.”

Keen as a fucken bean? Here’s where to apply.

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