WARNING: SPOILLEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSS

Since I cannot think of anything else other than “HahHHAhahahHAha shit” to sum up tonight’s episode of Game of Thrones, let’s get straight to it ‘cos IT’S MEME TIME BABEY.

(If you’re searching for tonight’s recap of The Bells, head on over to the below.)

As always, there are mad spoilers ahead but to kick us off, let us begin with these Spoilers without Context.

YEP.

Cleganebowl 2019

The Hound faced his two biggest fears: his brother and fire and went out like a goddamn legend.

RIP The Hound.

The Master of Whispers Whispers No More

Roasted.

RIP Varys.

Dany Fucking Unleashed

Apparently bells of surrender don’t mean shit to The Mad Queen.

RIP everyone.

There’s one episode to go so maybe Dany will be killed by whoever’s left – someone on her side, just like her father or maybe we’ll cop a Dany vs Jon / Fire vs Ice sort of thing. Who knows what D&D have spun.

Please watch for a giggle.

HAHAHAHHA.

Jon Snow of the Houses Targaryen and Stark, the Resurrected, the First of His Name, the White Wolf, Horrible Pet Owner, Man Who Has Done Next To Nothing In S8

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Oh my God. 

Death by Rocks

In the second last episode of Game of Thronesever –  Cersei Lannister died – at least it very much looked like it. Fittingly, she met her end in the place she refused to leave. Unfittingly, eh. She so deserved a villain’s execution but AH WELL.

Jaime Lannister was fatally crushed too but he and his character development were dead to me the second he crawled back to his sister in The Last of the Starks. 

OOF.

The Pale Horse

At the end of the episode, after Arya watched everyone die brutal deaths, she saw a white horse and rode away. Won’t have to wait long to find out why.

A Collection of Others

Season Eight, Episode Five Deaths:

  • A whole fucking city
  • Varys
  • The Golden Company 
  • 2 Dollar Shop Jack Sparrow AKA Euron Greyjoy
  • Maester Qyburn
  • *SOBS* The Hound
  • The Mountain
  • Cersei and Jaime Lannister
  • The very last bit of my sanity

See ya next week for the final episode of Game of Thrones. 

Game of Thrones airs Mondays on Foxtel.

Image: HBO