Since I cannot think of anything else other than “HahHHAhahahHAha shit” to sum up tonight’s episode of Game of Thrones, let’s get straight to it ‘cos IT’S MEME TIME BABEY.
(If you’re searching for tonight’s recap of The Bells, head on over to the below.)
As always, there are mad spoilers ahead but to kick us off, let us begin with these Spoilers without Context.
The Hound faced his two biggest fears: his brother and fire and went out like a goddamn legend.
RIP The Hound.
The Master of Whispers Whispers No More
Dany Fucking Unleashed
Apparently bells of surrender don’t mean shit to The Mad Queen.
There’s one episode to go so maybe Dany will be killed by whoever’s left – someone on her side, just like her father or maybe we’ll cop a Dany vs Jon / Fire vs Ice sort of thing. Who knows what D&D have spun.
Please watch for a giggle.
Jon Snow of the Houses Targaryen and Stark, the Resurrected, the First of His Name, the White Wolf, Horrible Pet Owner, Man Who Has Done Next To Nothing In S8
Oh my God.
Dany and Jon five episodes ago v. Dany and Jon now pic.twitter.com/7sT6CiwAGO— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) May 13, 2019
Death by Rocks
In the second last episode of Game of Thrones, ever – Cersei Lannister died – at least it very much looked like it. Fittingly, she met her end in the place she refused to leave. Unfittingly, eh. She so deserved a villain’s execution but AH WELL.
Jaime Lannister was fatally crushed too but he and his character development were dead to me the second he crawled back to his sister in The Last of the Starks.
In S1E1, Jaime Lannister pushes Bran Stark out of a window. This is subtle foreshadowing by David Benioff and Dan Weiss for S8E5, where eight seasons of Jaime's character development are similarly thrown out the window. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/OJjjxBaeY3— Master Mirror (@TheKingIsh_) May 13, 2019
The Pale Horse
At the end of the episode, after Arya watched everyone die brutal deaths, she saw a white horse and rode away. Won’t have to wait long to find out why.
A Collection of Others
Cersei: “The Red Keep wont fall today”— Arya’s Mesothelioma Lawyer???? (@OhMarlonGreen) May 13, 2019
The Red Keep: pic.twitter.com/6TPGQRt0Mu
an elephant probably would’ve helped js— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) May 13, 2019
Qyburn researching methods to save Kings Landing pic.twitter.com/FAKSJ09s1B— listening to Usher – Lemme See in silence w/dad (@ByYourLogic) May 13, 2019
Season Eight, Episode Five Deaths:
- A whole fucking city
- The Golden Company
- 2 Dollar Shop Jack Sparrow AKA Euron Greyjoy
- Maester Qyburn
- *SOBS* The Hound
- The Mountain
- Cersei and Jaime Lannister
- The very last bit of my sanity
See ya next week for the final episode of Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones airs Mondays on Foxtel.