I have said it before and I will say it again: I do not understand who pop culture porn parodies are for. I do not know who, in this beautiful wide world of ours, wants to watch their favourite characters from Star Wars fumble their way through the worst jokes possible between extended sessions of the most boring sex you have ever seen. They are horny, but not enough. They are tongue-in-cheek, but not enough to watch for non-horny reasons. While I might not be able to fathom this audience, it must clearly exist, because WoodRocket keeps making content for them.

WoodRocket is a porn production house that specialises in very quickly churning out zeitgeist-y porn parodies — everything from Apex Legends to Rick and Morty to the unbelievably niche Bowsette. They are also responsible for 2013’s Game of Bones and, now, its follow-up: Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere.

Not content with simply having characters fuck in a slightly more explicit way than they would on the show, the parody also makes some contributions to the lore of the Game of Thrones universe, like that the white wall is largely made of cum. Sure.

This will be the perfect thing for you if you wanted to see a heavily tattooed Sansa masturbating, Daenerys having sex with a strangely moustachioed Jon Snow, ‘white wankers’, and just some of the worst dragons you have ever seen.

You can watch the trailer below if you’re interested, you huge pervert:

I am not going to link to the actual thing but I am sure you can find it.

Image: WoodRocket