We’re exactly one episode in to the 2019 season of ‘The Bachelor‘, and Australia has made its wishes clear: fuck everyone else right off, astrophysicist Matt Agnew needs to be with nurse/dreamboat Elly, like, yesterday.
Seriously. The people. They love this girl.
The 24-year-old from Newcastle charmed the pants off Matt, scoring herself a Golden Ticket (which is a fucking thing now, apparently) along the way, and in the meantime stealing precisely every one of our hearts.
Look at this completely committed, unapologetically smitten bullshit:
https://twitter.com/matwhi/status/1156507135217262592
if matt doesn’t pick elly then i will #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/hzEuhdiNla
— Jessie Lynch (@jesskalynch) July 31, 2019
[jwplayer 2TT8ymo7]
YOOOO SHE GOT HIM ON A ONE IN ONE DATE ALREADY ELLY HAS MOVES #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/NJBNPM8LRD
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) July 31, 2019
https://twitter.com/estthher1/status/1156519898316591104
https://twitter.com/matwhi/status/1156519187356852224
THE GOLDEN TICKET GOES TO ELLIE AND I JUST LET OUT A “COME ON!!!!” LIKE LLEYTON HEWITT AND MICHAEL KLIM’S LOVE CHILD #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/MYNRfmQeaS
— Laurie Horesh 🏈 (@LaurieHoresh) July 31, 2019
Matt, please know that if you hurt Elly, Australia will be baying for your scrotum. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) July 31, 2019
Admit it. You’ve got a crush.
As usual there was the ever-present healthy dose of MAXIMUM SASS courtesy of the fine citizens of Twitter, particularly concerning that whole… wedding dress… thing.
Oh no oh no oh no #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/JgBEAVugGv
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) July 31, 2019
“Dress for the job you want, not the job you have”
Me:
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/QUSPEXBedo— GRACE (@GraceGarde) July 31, 2019
Did the lady in a bridal veil just say something about some girls would do anything for camera time? I think my mute button is stuck… #thebachelorAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) July 31, 2019
Some girls will do anything for camera time – says the bride of Frankenstein #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/LSldjlwY7a
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) July 31, 2019
https://twitter.com/RosieWaterland/status/1156509842132983808
#TheBachelorAU
Rachel: “Some girls will do anything to get camera time”Also Rachel: pic.twitter.com/YqgN6Whq6f
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) July 31, 2019
https://twitter.com/lureveuw/status/1156509328934727685
“Let’s all settle down. You’ve known him ten minutes.” – The woman wearing the actual wedding dress. #TheBachelorAU
— Tegan Higginbotham (@TeganMH) July 31, 2019
And at least a little energy devoted to the fact that Matt is fucken adorable, we love him, let’s all give him a kiss:
Omg this Bach is legit a massive dork I love him already #TheBachelorAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) July 31, 2019
https://twitter.com/RosieWaterland/status/1156500309641797632
She managed to get his nipple out within 2 mins of meeting him and he made a chemistry pun this girl is a winner #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/pkC5yy0QXJ
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) July 31, 2019
https://twitter.com/RosieWaterland/status/1156502164153356288
https://twitter.com/AdeleKThomas/status/1156501892119199744
BACHIE SEASON BABEY!!! The unadulterated madness continues tomorrow night, and I cannot fucken WAIT.
