J.K. Rowling will not – and it appears cannot – stop revealing completely random details about the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. A few months ago, Rowling said witches and wizards used to shit on the floor of Hogwarts – anywhere, any time, and then cast it away with a flick of their wands. Now, Rowling has shared that the young Dumbledore and Fantastic Beasts villain Gellert Grindelwald used to passionately fuck everywhere except the movies and well, books.

In 2007, Rowling announced that Dumbledore was gay and fell in love with Grindelwald. She described their love story as a “great tragedy” because ya know, Grindelwald was into the dark arts.

Over the weekend, RadioTimes unearthed some audio from the Blu-Ray edition of The Crimes of Grindelwald in which Rowling detailed their “incredibly intense” relationship.

It was passionate, and it was a love relationship. But as it happens in any relationship, gay or straight or whatever label we want to put on it, one never knows really what the other person is feeling. You can’t know, you can believe you know. So I’m less interested in the sexual side – though I believe there is a sexual dimension to this relationship – than I am in the sense of the emotions they felt for each other, which ultimately is the most fascinating thing about all human relationships.

Immediately, Rowling copped a fine roasting on social media for this latest glorious addition because frankly ??? However, some fans were also disappointed by Rowling’s handling of the news, believing it to be too little, too late in the Harry Potter universe.

“Like, way to miss the point and undermine everything you COULD have done to rectify the mistake of leaving Dumbledore’s orientation out of canon. This further reduces queer relationships and queer characters just to sex in media commentary. Which is the last thing we needed,” the tweeter continued.

As for these next few tweets, they will destroy you.

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