Chris Pratt, otherwise known as Star-Lord/ Peter Quill otherwise known as a big ol’ sweetie pie has hopped onto his Instagram and shared a coupla stories in response to the Avengers: Infinity War ending.
Spoilers ahead:
As Mantis uses her powers to lull Thanos into sleep mode so the Guardians can tear that bloody gauntlet off his giant purple hand, Peter decides to use that time to suss out what happened to Gamora INSTEAD OF HELPING.
Well, Gamora got thrown off a cliff because Thanos is batshit crazy which in turn makes Peter batshit for a few moments as he realises the woman he loves is d e a d. Peter, who doesn’t care if everyone dies anymore, proceeds to bash the shit out of Thanos’ face which wakes him up just as Spider-Man is seconds away from pulling the gauntlet off his arm.
Spider-Man and the Guardians, save for Rocket, end up disintegrating with well, mostly everyone else.
Onya Peter.
When you come back to life, Rocket’s going to slap you.
Of course, a lotta fans are upset with Peter and have taken to his Instagram to vent their frustrations. Some very passionate fans have told Chris to go fuck himself among other things so well, he did… sort of.
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Chris, you human puppy – the man who chooses not to spell out a “fuck” on his social media, I love him too much.
So lame, such a Dad Joke, and yet you can’t help but don a cheeky grin.
Whatta man.
In other very exciting and wholesome news, Chris Pratt will be honoured with the Generation Award at the 2018 MTV Movie & TV Awards come June 18. From Everwood to Parks and Rec, to The Magnificent Seven, to The Lego Movie, to douchey fiancé in Bride Wars, the man can do anything and bloody deserves an award for absolutely skyrocketing his way into Hollywood…
… and all of our hearts.
How did that get in here!?
