WHO IS HE? I was only – only – interested in tonight’s otherwise bleugh episode of The Bachelorette when a man by the name of Daniel stepped up to receive the FIRST rose from Ali.
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I, watcher of the Bachie series, associate the first rose with front runners – front runners who have had at least one minute of screen time. This man has NOT spoken to the audience, vented about another man, had a cock fight, said “mate” too many times, spread a ~ rumour ~, tried to blender a whole avo, is convinced he’s a dancer when he’s not, is not completely unhinged, and he hasn’t come across as a complete wanker.
AND, he is most definitely NOT a handsome dark knight named Todd who is about to step into the spotlight in next week’s ~ photo shoot ~.
Daniel is just… there. Either, he’s secretly a murderer and this was only unearthed after the filming so Network Ten have to edit him out as much as possible or he’s… too nice for reality TV. Look, it’s probably the latter.
Otherwise, tonight’s episode consisted of yet another cock fight between Charlie and Bill that I will not talk about because Charlie shits me so much. Also, sauce man Rob got pummelled by Ali’s friend Jess and cousin Bianca for not throwing anyone under the bus and for being “too full-on”.
*inhales deeply*
THEN, Ali – probably by influence of the producers – dramatically pauses the rose ceremony to take MMA-fighter-looking Danny outside to tell him he’s a good mate but ultimately, not the one for her but she really, really didn’t want him to just wait for a rose hence the pausing of the ceremony. Danny’s really decent about this and goes on his merry way. BUT WAIT, there’s more manufactured drama. Handsome man Osher steps in to say that the ceremony will indeed go on and Pete goes home – he’s the one that looks like a shit-stirrer but was actually okay.
GOOD STUFF.
Full recap below.
The cock fight in short:
‘I want to expose the Bill situation to them’ says Charlie who completely invented this situation and is also clearly completely unhinged #BacheloretteAU
— Imo (@imogenrq) October 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/PseudonymFreak/status/1055394716953395200
This, this is so goddamn real.
https://twitter.com/fiddy_kay/status/1055393020160368640
To the crux of tonight’s episode: WHO IS DANIEL?
she got rid of one of the 40 daniels on the show and it was the one i knew #BacheloretteAU
— taryn | inej ghafa worshipper (@thereafter) October 25, 2018
Haunting of Hill House but with more roses:
https://twitter.com/jolieversace/status/1055392376766705664
#BacheloretteAU. Who is this Daniel and why have we barely seen him, let alone heard him speak? Is he a ghost ?
— zelly (@zelly309) October 25, 2018
So i’ve seen Daniel this whole time on the #BacheloretteAU and i’ve been wondering why he gets no screen time at all but manages to always get a rose. I have been rooting for him to win since day 1 but i’m jus so confused
— gem (@heyoitsgem) October 25, 2018
HAHA NO NAME GOT PICKED FIRST #BacheloretteAU
— vivianmarie.w (@vivianmariew) October 25, 2018
Who is that man in the middle?? We never meet him!!#BacheloretteAU
— Alison (@alijcoles) October 25, 2018
How is this Daniel guy still in it if we’ve barely seen him #BacheloretteAU
— dena (@starksavengr) October 25, 2018
Daniel finally got 2 seconds of screen time. Well done ya spunk. #BacheloretteAU
— Phillip Lee Curtis. (@PoshLopez) October 25, 2018
#bacheloretteau daniel still hasn’t spoken a word and got the first rose. I’m rooting for him
— spinny (@mxddness) October 25, 2018
WHO IS DANIEL
HOW IS HE MORE SILENT THAN SILENT TODD #BacheloretteAU
— Jodi McAlister (@JodiMcA) October 25, 2018
Who the fuck was that guy? #BacheloretteAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) October 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/Thechookpen/status/1055392287134375937
Who the fuck is Daniel?! #BacheloretteAU
— Tanya lix (@Tanyashhhh) October 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/AdeleKThomas/status/1055392269040144384
WHO THE FUCK IS DANIEL?!? #TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU
— derekvana (@derekvana) October 25, 2018
Where the fuck did Daniel come from? #BacheloretteAU
— Tim Kay (@timkayy) October 25, 2018
https://twitter.com/RobinElizabee/status/1055392259049324544
WHO THE FUCK IS DANIEL. WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM?!?! #BacheloretteAU
— 🌻 𝕃𝕠𝕦𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕖 𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕟 🌻 (@LouppongiVice) October 25, 2018
Adele is the MVP:
https://twitter.com/AdeleKThomas/status/1055393178411364353
Alright, so I got nosy and stalked the guy.
He is actually real and is aware of this situation.
“You wont get me to talk that easily Taite! I’m going for the record of keeping my mouth shut…until the time is right”
Until he inevitably (or maybe he surprisingly won’t) fucks up, Daniel’s my new fave.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpWkmQ8HBmG/?hl=en&taken-by=itssailornoon
Literally: #whodat
