If you tuned into tonight’s episode of The Bachelorette you would have seen ol’ mate Nathan sweating big time after Ali confronted him for talking rumours.
For the full recap, click on the below.
If not, read ahead for a quick summary of tonight’s episode or scroll right on down for a bunch of tweets:
Bill just looks like a dickhead, talks like a dickhead, introduced himself to Ali with this different name bullshit, and acts like a dickhead. Ali knows he’s fake and has now openly said that twice in tonight’s episode.
Danny, who are you? I do not know this man. Long story short: the men had to bid on values like loyalty and kindness in this awkward auction. Ali believes one of these values (RESPECT) is worth more than the others so whoever successfully wins the value also wins some one-on-one time with Ali. Danny, straight out of the gate, puts most of his money on ‘respect’ and it pays off.
During their one-on-one time, Danny is all intense and soft-spoken. He’s doing pretty well until he suddenly kisses Ali out of the blue which he apologises for but the moment’s ruined.
And that’s that.
SO, apparently Nathan has some mutual friends with Grant Kemp and has learned some ~ insider information ~ about Ali’s relationship with Grant. According to Charlie, Nathan repeated these rumours – which had some distasteful words in them – to some of the men in the mansion.
Charlie, man who has been compared to Jarrod, makes it his almighty duty to tell Ali that Nathan’s been speaking shit about her. So, that’s exactly what Charlie does.
As you can expect and as you’ve probably seen in the trillion previews, Ali is PISSED and goes after Nathan who sputters in shock. But instead of really answering any of Ali’s questions, he demands to see Charlie and now, it begins.
At this point, other men agree Nathan’s behaviour was shite and any chance Nathan had of explaining himself goes out the window.
Ali departs the conversation to get some air which leaves Nathan and Charlie to say “mate” to each other a lot while swearing and growing redder and redder by the second. Nathan loses his shit and ends up pointing his finger in Charlie’s face and calls him a “spiteful piece of shit”.
Then they aggressively clink glasses.
No really:
Didn’t cheers in the eyes. That’s 7 years of bad luck, boys. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/JPHBFue9UQ
— #BacheloretteAU (@BacheloretteAU) October 18, 2018
Who is that man in the background?
Meanwhile, Ali’s outside with two men I still don’t know the names of but they pretty much confirm Nathan’s a bad egg.
Ali, done with this shit, takes Nathan aside again and rips into Grant without even saying his name. Then she tells Nathan “this isn’t going to work” and points him in the direction of the car and leaves without seeing him off.
Talk about a power move.
To be honest guys, the tweets are split between Charlie being an ass, Nathan being an ass but there’s-something-more-to-this, both, and some classic observations.
Why is Nathan mates with Ali’s friends? Why do all these people on all these shows always end up knowing each other? #BacheloretteAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) October 18, 2018
https://twitter.com/lureveuw/status/1052855993900589056
Nathan: I need to know what I said. I mean I need to know what you think I said. I mean I need to know what the cameraman has footage of me saying. Oh don’t worry. #BacheloretteAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) October 18, 2018
Big call, mate:
Charlie is off his head. He’s unhinged. He’s worse than Jarrod. #BacheloretteAU
— Guzman Wye Gomez (@jwyeNFL) October 18, 2018
https://twitter.com/P_Johnson9/status/1052856171260829696
The pretty boy finger pointer,
Nathan, is a bullshitting gronk but has a point re Charlie. #BacheloretteAU— Luke Quilty☘️🐯🖖 (@LukeQuilty) October 18, 2018
https://twitter.com/JordanLaunder/status/1052855405561278464
https://twitter.com/Elly_333/status/1052855773296918529
https://twitter.com/PSDontTellMum/status/1052856323887390720
Oh my God.
I cant get past Nathan looking like a rich kid who thinks his riches should let him get away with being the killer on an episode of Law & Order.#BacheloretteAU
— 30-50 feral Kyms (not Sarah or an Octopus) (@VerboseBorbage) October 18, 2018
Charlie needs to bring it down a notch hey #BacheloretteAU
— Danni (@danni_wanders) October 18, 2018
She didn’t even walk him out! You go Ali!! #BacheloretteAU
— Mr Minogue 🌈 (@mr_minogue) October 18, 2018
Nathan shouldn’t have been out there regurgitating rumours, but Ali ONLY asking Charlie and his douche bros confirms she is too easily manipulated. #BacheloretteAU
— Produced By Anthony (@lasersgo) October 18, 2018
“You’re a spiteful piece of shit.” Nathan is our hero. Who would have thunk? #bacheloretteau
— Hillary (@Hirurari) October 18, 2018
I mean…Nathan’s not wrong about Charlie #BacheloretteAU
— cat (@yagirlcat1) October 18, 2018
Charlie’s #BacheloretteAU tactic seems to be to annihilate every other dude… pic.twitter.com/L0lZmnA3QF
— Sarah McPhee (@_SarahMcPhee) October 18, 2018
https://twitter.com/beckaio_/status/1052856713441755142
“I really really feel sorry for Ali if she evah, EVAH ends up with you.”
STRAYA #BacheloretteAU
— Phillip Lee Curtis. (@PoshLopez) October 18, 2018
She’s so scarred by other fake men she met in reality TV that she can’t trust the current bunch of fake men on reality TV.
BACHELINCEPTION #BacheloretteAU— Succulent Chinese Headlock (@JuIia_0) October 18, 2018
Damn Ali!!! Just got a new found level of respect for her! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/sCthuydXSb
— Mark Mansour (@MarkMansour01) October 18, 2018
If Nathan farted he would have split his pants. #BacheloretteAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) October 18, 2018
https://twitter.com/lureveuw/status/1052856545271115776
https://twitter.com/del0reangray/status/1052856544289640448
Low key feel bad for Nathan #BacheloretteAU
— Eesha (@Eesydney) October 18, 2018
https://twitter.com/riley_matthews/status/1052856240521375745
https://twitter.com/mikedexterisgod/status/1052854706681208832
Charlie might of done Ali a favour in getting rid of Nathan yet he is not the right guy for her either. None of that bunch are suitable for Ali now I come to think of it. 🤔😄#BacheloretteAU
— Scott Whitley (@ScottWhitley11) October 18, 2018
Meanwhile:
Bill is kinda creepy… Looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy pic.twitter.com/WohSLoZQ4n
— Dave (@davey0511) October 18, 2018
Catch ya next week.
