My TV screwed up so I missed the first fifteen minutes of tonight’s ep of Bachelor in Paradise but when it did finally come alive, Mum and Dad were being intense and judging by Jarrod’s shade of red, the night went well and I didn’t miss out on Sam and Tara.
So onya Keira and Jarrod, glad you two are happy
Ali and Grant go on their date… but you know… so…
IT’S SAM AND TARA TIME!
The music’s flittery and fluttery, nature is turning it on, and Sam and Tara are being too much for my heart.
Their montage is the cutest of them all because it’s awkward and funny and pure.
The couple are honeymoonin’ hard but Sam has a mini freak out. He’s vulnerable, he’s got that ol’ fear of commitment niggling at the back of his mind, and he’s not a fan of the “serious” talk.
Sam likes to be on his own, he’s used to it, and he knows it’d take something y’huge to make the jump to the other side.
Enter Tara, she’s the perfect person he didn’t even think existed AND THEN SAM STARTS TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE AND CHILDREN.
He’s bloody bamboozled, what is this thing called love?
Who would have thought that Sam & Tara would be here? ❤️ #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/jAE5TLUbH4
— Bachelor In Paradise Australia (@BachParadiseAU) April 29, 2018
Meanwhile, Megan’s still sticking by her “is this just a surface-only attraction?” thingo.
Jake’s seriously falling in love with her though and he can’t picture a day without her but Megan’s lacking an “intellectual” connection. That, and Jake’s “single party life”. Since Megan will be off travelling for work after the show, she’s a tad worried Jake can’t commit.
But Jake does fierce eyes and promises her he can.
Thunder happens or a sound effect, either way it strikes right during the intense bit.
Megan tells us they’re not in love yet which is exactly when Jake tells her he’s falling in love with her.
And what does Megan say?
“It’s lovely to hear – but for me, I don’t love Jake. I’m not at the point where I’m going to tell him I love him because I don’t.”
Fooken’ hell that’s spicy.
As always, tweets.
Ali: “Nothing can tear us apart”
Life:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/CYI59NaAx1— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) April 29, 2018
Grant is 100% Ross Gellar #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/2PmhKMMSd9
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) April 29, 2018
who did keira’s boobs they’re honestly so good #bachelorinparadiseau
— brittany (@brittarabena) April 29, 2018
Mood.
“You looked like a bit of a dickhead on TV.”
Makes me laugh every single time
Love Tara. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) April 29, 2018
Just give me 90 minutes of Sam and Tara tomorrow and then some footnotes at the end with how the others went. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/musoonfUg3
— Alex Anastassiou (@alexanasta_) April 29, 2018
https://twitter.com/realjimmitchell/status/990542370113388544
P.S We have a Masterchef date – May 7. #payyourstaffgeorge
P.P.S Last Bachie in Paradise ep tomorrow.
