Paddy Was Being A Proper Douche Canoe On ‘Bachie In Paradise’ Tonight

Tonight on Bachelor In Paradise, it was Throwback Thursday after Paddy reminded us of all those lovely times we’ve had to deal with some bloke talking at us in a bar/club because he can’t seem to accept that no means no, no, NO, NooOoOoOooo, and No.

For our full Bachie In Paradise recap, aggressively click on the below.

In three paras: Paddy was very determined to convince Brooke that they’d be a fab couple so he corners her… in the rain… at night… when she just wants to change and go to bed. Brooke literally tells Paddy “I just want to get changed” but Paddy does the whole ‘ah yep but listen yeah’ chat. It’s episode three and Paddy needs to sit the hell down.

The next day, Paddy once again approaches Brooke for a chat and continues to talk at her about their imaginary relationship. Brooke, so unbelievably done with his shit by now, straight up tells him that she’s not feeling it. Seriously, her first words to him are: “I think we’ve got a stronger friendship over a relationship, there are a few red flags for me.”  Sure, she was keen to “get to know him” but “that changed as soon as I saw something I just don’t like.” She literally tells Paddy that if she liked him then she would be spending time with him. Brooke also highlights, circles, and puts in bold that he ! is ! not ! listening ! to ! her !

Alas, nothing’s getting through Paddy’s thick skull so like the champ he is, he gets all agro and tells Brooke to sort her shit out and stop sending mixed signals.

Paddy’s a popular lad on Twitter, tonight.

Paddy’s the kind of guy that if he was your housemate, you’d sleep with your wardrobe against your bedroom door #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Just Another TV Addict (@Abittennisy) April 11, 2019

Let’s be serious for a minute: the way Paddy just treated Brooke is textbook gaslighting. It has no place in reality TV or in a relationship. Asking for help is so hard when don’t trust yourself, but know that you can, always #BachelorinParadiseAU

— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) April 11, 2019

Brooke: 'It's a hard no from me'
Brooke: 'We're just friends'
Brooke: 'I have told Paddy nothing's going to happen'
Paddy: 'SO MANY MIXED SIGNALS OMG' #bachelorinparadiseau

— Bro-ren (@Lorenishie) April 11, 2019

Paddy, from all of Australia, fuck you. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Cass’s Diary (@DiaryCass) April 11, 2019

Oh Paddy mate you already looked like a muppet looong before this conversation with Brooke happened #bachelorinparadiseau

— Bro-ren (@Lorenishie) April 11, 2019

Paddy’s inserted himself into a romance that’s non-existent #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) April 11, 2019

Paddy really is a psycho I'm glad there are cameras because he seems the type to get agro after being rejected #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Stan Lizzo (@shakeweighted) April 11, 2019

Paddy is 1000% the guy who DMs a girl and says she’s beautiful and then when she declines his advances, calls her ugly and fat and says she’ll never get a man the stupid slut. He is that guy. #BachelorinParadiseAU

— Bachie Beast ????‍???? (@BachieBeast) April 11, 2019

Paddy is the epitome of NiceGuyTM #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Kel B (@Brasso89) April 11, 2019

Paddy is the living embodiment of what everyone hates about bars. Women because they don't get left alone by the guy that won't take no and chooses to stalk them and men, because he's the kind of guy who starts a fight and gets everyone kicked out #bachelorinparadiseau

— Simone (@Sim_oneL) April 11, 2019

Jog on Paddy #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Juliet Fuller (@FullJJ) April 11, 2019

Paddy total bully and mansplaining fuckwit who talked over her and totally picked a fight #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Lexy Wernbacher (@Lexyvale) April 11, 2019

watching this is uncomfortable. paddy is that dude who wants you to be honest but only if you follow his script and mansplains your behaviour to you when you've explained your motivations and intentions in clear, plain language. #bachelorinparadiseau

— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) April 11, 2019

Paddy seems like the type who will harass a woman, and when she turns him down, will call her a slut. #BachelorInParadiseAU

— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 11, 2019

Brooke probably said ‘hi’ to paddy and he’s formed an entire relationship in his head. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/MEw2gbehDK

— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 11, 2019

Paddy no compute #BachelorInParadiseAu

— CatLee (@theonlycatlee) April 11, 2019

Open your ears Paddy …#bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/r6pEJniFwU

— Michelle Barry (@che11b) April 11, 2019

There it is. “I’m going to look like a muppet”. Ohhhh Paddy – you do that all on your own #BachelorInParadiseAu

— CatLee (@theonlycatlee) April 11, 2019

Paddy – you don’t try to talk to people. You talk AT them. #BachelorInParadiseAu

— CatLee (@theonlycatlee) April 11, 2019

SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY SHUT UP PADDY #BachelorInParadiseAU

— The Guidefather ???????????????? (@SteveMolk) April 11, 2019