New ‘Bachie In Paradise’ Promo Shows Keira Lobbing Signature Drama Bombs

She’s bacccckkk. Bachelor in Paradise has dangled yet another tasty morsel of a preview in front of our eyes and this time, it’s all about Keira Maguire. 

The divisive powerhouse from cool-banana Richie‘s season is ready to cause a raucous or in this case, a couple of shit storms on paradise island and Australia’s beyond ready for it.

Channel Ten literally captioned the video, “The storm of Keira is arriving in Paradise!” Nice.

The promo begins with adorable loose unit Tara saying, “Is that Marilyn Monroe? No, it’s Keira.” And then boom, it begins. The f-bomb gets dropped, there are hands over wide-opened mouths, Leah cackling with alcohol in hand, and then Keria marches off into the night, but not before declaring someone had made a terrible, terrible mistake and damning the island to hell.

But of course, she is human after all and the clip takes a turn into a calmer waters. The clouds part and there in the distance, frolicking in the shore is a vulnerable Keira ready for love, real love.

There are a bunch of tears as Keira sobbingly asks, “What’s wrong with me?” and “I just want someone to love me for me.” 

Honestly it was an emotional roller-coaster and to think the promo was only forty seconds long.

Here’s the snippet below, enjoy.

Ah, sweet, sweet paradise.

Keira is one of 23 hitting the island. Others include Jarrod Woodgate – the stage-five clinger from Sophie Monk’s season and the dude Keira was captured making out with on a beach. Apollo, from the same season is also returning to our screens to make us fall in love with him again and queen Laurina Fleure from Bachelor 2014 (with dickhead Blake).

The season hasn’t even premiered yet and there’s already so much dramaaaa.

Sunday 7:30 on TEN. It’s gonna be a longgg week.

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