Bloody hell, so tonight we copped two bachelors from the Americans/Canadians switch up that’s happening this season. And as always, there was too much drama to consume.
Straight to it.
Foreign Affairs
Grant – he’s a firefighter, he’s dark, tall, and handsome, he was also previously engaged to another Bachie contestant, Grace. But of course, “We’re two different people” happened so he’s single and in Fiji now.
Daniel – wanker, wanker, wanker. And he knows it.
Great lines by Daniel:
“Fuck, you’ve had a lot of sun.”
“We’re men, we take what we want.”
“Make paradise great again.”
“I’m from Canada, I can do anything.”
“Are you a bad girl?”
Grant and Daniel know each other. Grant says, “Daniel takes pleasure in making people uncomfortable.”
So Daniel takes Nina on a date because he likes making people uncomfortable AKA Eden.
The Leah we know and love finally appears and grabs Grant, who takes her on his date. At the end of the date he says, “This is the best date I’ve ever been on” while removing his tattoo of former fiance, “Grace” from his wrist.
Daniel and Nina have their date but thankfully the Bachelor gods make it rain so they can’t cross a river to get to the hot springs. Unfortunately, a local stops Daniel from trying to cross the river so Daniel sadly doesn’t get swept back to Canada.
But that doesn’t stop Daniel. He takes Nina to Warwick Spa (#advertising) and stares at her breast. Luckily, Nina has a similar rule to Ali’s (no-kiss-til-sure) so nothing happens beyond Daniel frowning.
Testosterone, Testosterone Everywhere
Jarrod reaches boiling point and lava explodes from his head as he rants about Mack dogging him ??? Mack’s like, “Nuh, uh” and the Mack Attack comes out as he talks with his hands and puffs his chest.
Then Michael gets involved because room mates for life and then Jarrod walks away to water his love fern and count to ten.
Oh yeah, these two go on a refreshingly sweet date but you can catch all those deets in tomorrow’s glorious recap.
KISS HER. KISS HER. KISS HER. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/0kmtLhgqov
— Bachelor In Paradise Australia (@BachParadiseAU) April 8, 2018
As always, enjoy the tweets from your fellow viewers.
“Out there, the discussion just flooooows” #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/KILQLHpxcU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) April 8, 2018
#BachelorInParadiseAU
if you then you don’t
don’t love deserve
me at my me at my pic.twitter.com/UcTak8rnob— Danni (@danni_wanders) April 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/ThornburyQueer/status/982942314417930246
Agreed.
Bonus points to Luke for not going along with the way Daniel talked about Lisa in front of Lisa.
And when Daniel said, “Is she yours,” to Luke…this was me… #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/nysCpymdHX
— Claire Christian 🌈 (@pearliestpearl) April 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/hollyslicuanan/status/982941343520468993
Is Daniel staring at Nina’s cleavage meant to be cute? Because it’s not. It’s creepy and invasive. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Donny (@Donny101) April 8, 2018
See ya tomorrow.
