Bachelor in Paradise: It’s like Alien vs. Predator if instead of pitting the antagonists from two iconic science fiction franchises against each other, you collected the best and worst people from two gender dimorphic versions of a reality TV show. It’s like all-stars football, except everyone is much, much hornier.
Tonight’s premiere was as full of bombshells as a fully laden B-52, none more dramatic than the much-hyped truth bomb that Brooke had to drop about Nick ‘Honey Badger’ Cummins and his somehow both uneventful and extremely eventful exit from his season.
That truth bomb? Cummins never intended to leave with anyone from the show, which was the revelation that made Brooke depart from the show of her own volition early. You can watch her spill right here:
“He’s going to hate me for this” – Brooke spills the tea on Nick Cummins. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/DNqD59CvTP
— Bachelor In Paradise Australia (@BachParadiseAU) April 9, 2019
Crikey!
People reacted in much the fashion that you would expect:
https://twitter.com/_scarlettre/status/1115560180404457472
https://twitter.com/_katiekendall_/status/1115560620554743814
https://twitter.com/oz_gale/status/1115559878360068096
Brooke: “He stopped the cameras and smothered his mic and said he wasn’t going to pick anyone at the end”
Everyone:
#bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/lgnQ30HolF— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) April 9, 2019
Brooke: He wasn’t going to pick anyone
Cass:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/YaiYXjgYCX— Kev (@SC_Kev7) April 9, 2019
I personally got a wild thrill just from the Christopher Nolan-style ‘bwaaaap’ noises they placed after she said it; amazing production values.