As we all bask in the warm glow of The Bachelorette’s first episode, we find ourselves with several questions: will Sophie Monk find genuine happiness? Will we find vicarious happiness through her? And what can we infer from each of these blokes by deep-diving through their social media accounts?
We can’t answer the first two questions, but we do have an inkling regarding the third. The answer involves magic tricks, horses, and so, so many beach shots. The boys love the water, tell you what.
Apollo Jackson, 24
He’s even got the embroidered logo on his shirt, so you know this illusionist dude means business.
Bingham Fitz-Henry, 25
The professional polo player has many photos of him riding horses and handling mallets. Funny, that.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQMlyEhBdyu/?taken-by=bingu133
Blake Colman, 29
Because there has to be at least one entrepreneur, right?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZLiudmHqO2/?taken-by=blakecolman
Brett Moore, 27
Please enjoy the personal trainer’s duochromatic 2001: A Space Odyssey aesthetic.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BX7sQz8DriH/?taken-by=suchislife.co
Chad Monkhouse, 37
He’s already been booted. So what.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOtLcroB1ar/?taken-by=chad_nathan
Eden Schwenke, 33
The scaffolder knows how to chuck a brood.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWT5uEfjjSL/?taken-by=yallintrouble
Harry Ferran, 24
The restaurant manager apparently likes his wakes well done.
Hayden Felsenthal, 29
The VIC bloke said his plan to win’s Monk’s heart is to her smile. We’ll see if his “pretend to say something funny” pose comes through on that one.
James Trethewie, 31
Dog!
Jamie, 38
The engineer is an enigma on social media. Like the passable post-hardcore act, Jamie is definitely elsewhere. Here’s Osher Gunsberg instead.
Jarrod Woodgate, 31
Here he is, holding a metalgate.
Jefferson De Le Rosa, 30
Forget the scenic vistas, sometimes all you need is a swish bathroom and a cracking smile.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM4J1Y0ArK7/?taken-by=jeffdlrosa
Jourdan Siyal, 25
It appears Siyal set up an Instagram account specifically for The Bachelorette. Bless.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZQn3gXlKJZ/?taken-by=jourdan.siyal
Luke McLeod, 33
This guy’s gonna win it.
Mackane Reid, 35
Uh, yep.
https://www.instagram.com/p/71EwKwqymv/?taken-by=mackane.reid
Pete De Gail, 32
Crack one for us too, mate.
Ryan Jones, 26
Cop the account of the fella already deemed this season’s baddie.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQZLdBSlRx8/?taken-by=thelifeofryan_
Samual Cochrane, 31
Hat’s all, folks.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBq-NWhkQag/?taken-by=samual.cochrane
