Now ‘MAFS’ Stars Ash & Justin Are Dating & FFS Guys There’s More Fish In The Sea

Guys, I’m calling it. Married At First Sight was the greatest reality television we’ll ever be privy to in Australia. I have high expectations for Bachelor In Paradise and Love Island, of course – but surely they can’t top this absolute car crash of attention-seekers and crazies, right? How could they? Where are they finding these people?

As you all know, I lived for this series and I will write gossip for you, my MAFS cult, until it literally runs out and all that’s left is Troy Delmege‘s strip show (that’s not real but goddamn Troy, I’d pay good money to see it so get crackin’).

Speaking of Troy, we all know by now that he’s loved-up with one Carly Bowyer, right? As in, his not-wife? Oh, you needed a refresher? Please click here and also observe the Instagram love-fest below.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BglRdQ-hZ76/?taken-by=troydelmege

Ugh could you guys be more smug? SHUT UP WITH YOUR VIBE THANKS SOME OF US HAVE COLD SOULS AND DON’T KNOW OF LOVE.

In ~shocking~ (not) news, Troy’s ex Ash Irvin has apparently started dating CARLY’S ex Justin Fischer. LOLOLOLOL you guys. This isn’t staged for attention at all. Nope! No way!

Yep, that’s the pair of ’em caught on camera by some wily fan (tyvm, wily fan you sweet baby angel) having a romantico dinner at Park Hyatt Hotel in Sydney.

According to OK! Magazine, Justin picked up Ash from Sydney Airport on Friday, whisked her off to the Park Hyatt, had dinner and watched the sunset (vomit) with their arms wrapped around each other (extra bit of vomit), then Justin drove Ash back to his Rose Bay pad where she slept over.

It’s not like this is unbelievable. Justin’s expressed his interest in Ash before.

This pic has no relevance besides the fact it’s Justin, I just love this mood. Me at 10am on a Thursday.

‘I’m more attracted to girl’s like Ash,’ he said on the show once. ‘I did say to the experts that I did like the blonde beach babe Aussie type girls.’ 

Look it’s still kind of all speculation – they could have just been catching up in that pic – but if it is true… guys, come on. There are more folks out there than the MAFS 2018 cast. Let’s fish elsewhere, no?

LOL who am I kidding there’s no men anywhere in Australia and when there are, they’re fuckboys so take Justin, Ash! At least he has a yacht (maybe)!

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