There are two main moments in life you’d be forgiven for physically pissing yourself; whilst swimming in an open body of water and in reaction to a particularly scary movie. Imagine for a moment then, just how much human urine will be present in Lake Travis in Texas during this upcoming floating, night-time screening of iconic horror flick ‘Jaws’.
SO MUCH PISS YOU GUYS. Look at this and tell me your pee would stay in your body. It just plain wouldn’t.
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— k?li?????? (@kalionthedaily1) June 22, 2017
Human waste products aside, this is a legit cool idea for those bold enough to tackle it, with the Alamo Drafthouse and events group ‘Birth. Movies. Death.’ teaming up to present a series of screenings for fearless Austin punters keen to float in a tube with their arse literally dangling in water, whilst watching a movie where people die doing just that.
And because some people truly love being scared shitless, there’ll also apparently be scuba divers crusing underneath the surface, grabbing legs at oppurtune moments, meaning some solids might well make their way into the soupy lake mix.
If you want to put yourself through this nightmare you’re gonna have to hot foot it to Texas ASAP, as the screenings kick off this weekend, full deets here.
