Climate change was not a thing that Tony Abbott saw fit to put on the G20 agenda, and US President Barack Obama had to go ahead and forcibly insert it there by means of a stirring speech yesterday, but who gives a stuff about any of that when we have these pictures of WORLD LEADERS CUDDLING GODDAMN KOALAS?!
LOOK AT OBAMA WITH THIS GODDAMN CURIOUS LITTLE GUY.
THE REPUBLIC OF KOREA’S PRESIDENT PARK GEUN-HYE IS THRILLED BECAUSE SHE GETS A GODDAMN KOALA, TOO.
YOU GET A KOALA, MYANMAR’S U THEIN SEIN.
AND YOU GET A KOALA, ITALY’S MATTEO RENZI.
Whatever, fine, even Vladimir Putin gets one.
They have chlamydia and they will piss on you, but Angela Merkel doesn’t care because SHE CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS GODDAMN KOALA.
If this koala and this koala can agree on climate change, the world can.
Here’s a koala Joe Hockey cuddled earlier. That’s it you guys. Koalas out.
Photos via Handout / Bradley Kanaris Getty Images