Winona Ryder has revealed she and Keanu Reeves may actually be married, a possibility which could just save 2018 from being yet another roaring garbage fire of a year.
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Speaking to Entertainment Weekly in service of their new film Destination Wedding, Ryder reminisced about their appearance in 1992’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Particularly, the gloomy-as-hell wedding scene where Ryder’s Elisabeta marries Reeves’ Jonathan Harker.
According to your cool goth mum, director Francis Ford Coppola actually employed a bona fide Romanian priest for the scene, lending it a baffling and potentially legally-binding level of authenticity.
“No, I swear to God I think we’re married in real life… We shot the master and he did the whole thing,” Ryder said.
“So I think we’re married.”
Reeves asked if they actually said yes, to which old mate replied “Don’t you remember that? It was on Valentine’s Day.”
“Oh my gosh, we’re married,” Reeves shot back.
Here’s a janky clip to remind you of their (potential) nuptials:
If that is indeed the case, Reeves effectively wed Ryder while she was still dating Johnny Depp. Make of that what you will.
Destination Wedding may or may not feature a renewal of their apparent vows when it hits cinema screens later this year.
