Imagine going to the movies once a week, every week for an entire year. That’s a bloody lot people, and a dream come true for movie buffs and people who desperately need mid-week plans alike. Don’t even get me started on the endless conversations starters you’ll have – you’ll never experience an awkward silence again. Oh and in case you weren’t already thinking it: Tinder dates have never been so easy to decide on.
You might think the first-date at the movies thing is past its use-by date but I’d have to respectfully disagree. Tell me what other date option will show if someone laughs at a politically incorrect joke, slurp / eat with their mouth open, has a friggin’ heart, is courteous to others and stays damn well silent or are addicted enough to their phone to check it during – the list goes on.
OK sure, other dates would touch on these things too, but not without actually having to talk to them. It’s brilliant, especially if you’re an antisocial turd.
I digress. Movies every week for a year is what we’re here to talk about. If you’re a Debit Mastercard holder (check your wallet, you very likely are) you can cop that exact prize. You’ll receive 52 vouchers for Event Cinemas, meaning you’ll be the most up-to-date movie buff since Dawson Leery. Enter here.
Also, because I’m relatively nice and not all of you can win said prize, I’ll also tell you about some other offers you can get around, which you’ve likely been missing out on up until this point. You can score popcorn and drinks combos for just five bucks, get upgraded to VMAX every time you hit up the cinema, and cop Gold Class tix for just $25. See ’em all here.
Thought you oughtta know.
