I said is once and I’ll say it again: 2019 is most definitely the year of the bussy.
The internet is currently ablaze with all things anoos after footage emerged of Flume literally eating an ass onstage at Burning Man. Love that for him, love that for her and, quite frankly, love that for us.
Although there was some initial speculation about whose booty was being licked, given that a wig is covering their face, it appears to be Flume’s girlfriend, Paige Elkington.
She posted it onto her Instagram story, before quickly deleting it, alongside the caption “Sorry mom”, so it’s fair to assume that she’s the owner of the glorious bussy.
So who is my new spirit animal, Paige Elkington?
Elkington is an American actress and writer whose recent credits include Flour Baby, Jessica and Boomerang.
She’s currently working on a webseries. “It’s my own version of Broad City or Girls,” she told Standard Hotels. “It focuses on millennial “slasher” culture and millennial cynicism, self-self-documentation, but in a way that hopefully isn’t brutal.”
You also might recognise her from this image with Jeff Goldblum, which subsequently achieved viral status. Keep scrolling through her ‘gram while you’re at it – she’s fucking funny.
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This year was the absolute worst year of my life health wise and I hit an all time low and dealt with a lot of personal heath stuff and trauma very secretly. I was resentful because I felt like the year was stolen from me and I wasn’t able to accomplish what I wanted to. I felt less than, constantly stressed about my health, and depressed. I didn’t think I would crawl out of it but I DID and ended the year in such a happy, healthy, focused, and peaceful place. I also obtained meme fame from this iconic photo with Jeffery Goldblum. If you’re in a dark place, know that it is temporary. Life isn’t a chill cruise to the top….it’s ups and downs forever. That’s okay! Happy holidays. Thank you for your love and support . I have good stuff planned for 2019 and I hope I can make y’all LOL for a long time . Xoxoxoxo
Now, just when I thought I couldn’t love her more, I discovered her online store The Paige Shop, which primarily sells some of the funniest temporary tattoos I’ve ever seen in my life.
Here are some of my favourites…
I need all of these on my body permanently. Paige, we don’t deserve you.
For those who haven’t been blessed with the ass-eating footage yet, feast your eyes on this bad boy. You’re so welcome.
Image: Getty Images / Tim Mosenfelder
Burners: Does Flume even eat ass?
— kevy (@iLikeKev) September 2, 2019