When Tony Abbott Met Kelly Slater


How the f*ck did this photo of Opposition Leader Tony Abbott and surfing’s eleven time World Champ occur? I guess the marketing team at Kelly’s sponsor brand Quiksilver decided the final frontier in making the swimming trunk conversion from briefs to board shorts was Australia’s leading figurehead of budgie smugglers. Research has found that 82 per cent of Australian women are turned off by budgie smugglers.

There’s still no word as to whether that correlates to the per centage of Australian women who are turned off by Tony Abbott.

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