Watch What The ABC Would Look Like If Tony Abbott Programmed It

Tony Abbott probably won’t be inviting the ABC over for dinner anytime soon (though he has done so before, without incident) what with his deafening criticism of the potentially inefficient national broadcaster’s plump middle management deadweight gorging on taxpayers’ dollars like BBQ chicken wings and its refusal to 1) stop being so damn critical of the government and 2) focus on the good alone like North Korea does. 

Is that really so much to ask? 
It really is a shame. Imagine the progressive programming wonderland that would transpire if the two could get along. And, now, thanks to Youtube user Totally Cutting Edge Political Satire, you don’t have to.    

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