Watch Seth MacFarlane’s Ode To Topless Scenes At The Oscars

Oscars host Seth MacFarlane didn’t exactly crush his opening monologue. The jokes felt stale and predictable like two-week-old one-liners recycled from Twitter, but one of his opening musical numbers called “We Saw Your Boobs” was a kind of amusing – albeit transparently sexist – ode to the actresses who’ve performed topless in movies from the more recent years of Hollywood filmmaking.

From Kate Winslet to Charlize Theron to Meryl Streep to Kate Winslet again and again, MacFarlane lists the boob grabs from various movies – quite like the celebrity porn website that Seth Rogen’s Knocked Up character content manages through a haze of weed. A highlight from the bit was Jennifer Lawrence’s reaction when MacFarlane sings the line “and we haven’t seen Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs at all…”

Here is a poorly pirated version of the song, which might not be live for long considering the Academy Awards producers have been annoyingly wise to any unofficial footage from the ceremony. Boo.