Fun* fact: it’s coming up on five years since Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Pt. II hit cinema screens in Australia. While you may slowly be recovering from the likely pinnacle of your adolescent fandom, not everyone on the cast has reverted to normalcy.
Daniel Radcliffe, of course, is showing off a film starring him as a farting, perma-boner corpse, but Rupert Grint and Matthew Lewis let fans in on their own lives post-HP for a more-or-less senseless Facebook Q & A for the Celebration Of Harry Potter exhibition at Universal Orlando Resort, Florida.
This morning, perched alongside each other, the pair discussed the real issues, like what they’d do if they were never employed into the world of witchcraft and wizardry.
“My real dream is one: to be an ice cream man… I have a van, yeah. I’ve stopped driving it ’round, ’cause it’s a bit creepy, isn’t it? I don’t want to get a reputation.”
“No-one else was gonna wear ’em,” he said. Solid reasoning, tbh.
Watch the entire chat below, and feel free to contrast their delightfully cheeky admissions to Emma Watson‘s mission to, uh, actually change the planet:
Matthew Lewis & Rupert Grint are live now! #AskHPCast #HPCelebration
Posted by Harry Potter on Friday, 29 January 2016
*Or existentially terrifying, your call.
Photo: Facebook.