WATCH: Richie Meets The ‘Bachie’ Ladies, Is Not A Cool Banana In New Teaser

Oh, Richie. You beautiful, innocent specimen. 

So far, the lead-up to the newest season of The Bachelor has been nought but hype and a teaser clip, which features him freaking out a lil’ bit at the thought of meeting 20+ high-calibre humans.

Now, in another glimpse of the show, we finally get to see ol’ mate sweat while being introduced to a bunch of ’em. Seriously. This guy looks liable to freak the hell out at the situation – and, no lie, we would too.

We also catch a look at the instant frontrunner: a lass who decides the way to his heart is through his stomach, and comes clutching a bouquet of bacon roses.

Watch the teaser below, and rue the fact nobody loves you enough to deliver hamblooms to you:

To the others – look, we’re sure your song is absolutely fine, and a keyring is undoubtedly practical, but there is something so primally dominant about handing over a fistful of cured meats that is sure to capture the bloke’s heart. 

Here’s the lot of them though, ready for you to pore over:

The series is rocking up soon, but evidently, not soon enough.

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