WATCH: Punters Weigh In On What It Takes To Land A 5-Star Uber Rating

We’ve all woken up one morning to an overwhelming sense of regret. Yep, you had a few too many last night and subsequently made an absolute boob of yourself. There’s no time to think it over. Damage control needs to start as soon as humanly possible, which of course begins with the “I’m soooooo sorryyyyyyyyyyy” text to an extensive list of people.  One person, however, is tragically left off this list. One person who, depending on the circumstances, probably deserves the biggest apology of all: your Uber driver home.

These brave, patient and considerate humans have endured a lot from folks who’ve arguably tied one on far too hard. To offset this, we try our darndest to be outstanding passengers when we’re in a, well, more composed physical state. How? We decided to ask you for answers.

During our UberSAM shindig – a party celebrating the Sams of NSW – we asked attendees for their hot takes on securing a five-star rating (or keeping it as close to a five-star rating as possible). Given that stellar drinks like the ‘Samantha Jones‘ (a Cosmo-esque cocktail) were being served in abundance, the loose-lipped punters had some interesting tips to share. Check out the carnage below:

 

Guess it goes to show that we should be overly thankful to these great humans tasked with the job of getting our sorry asses home. Uber drivers of the world, y’all the real MVP.

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