Do you hear a distant weeping and wailing and gnashing of culinary teeth? Have the regular ingredients in your fridge begun spontaneously transforming into reindeer milk and fish eyes? Lo, Heston Blumenthal approaches.
The legendary British restaurateur will make an appearance in the Masterchef kitchen tonight, to dazzle the hopefuls with his bizarre concoctions, and based on the below promo, the contestants can’t even fucking handle it.
Screams are screamed; heads are lowered to benchtops by those fearful to gaze upon Heston’s magnificence; “What’s going on?” asks a near-catatonic Georgia as her fellow cooks blubber around her.
We can’t even wait to see what kind of ridiculous thing he makes them do for our amusement. Somewhere in the world, John is screaming because he won’t get to make an entire house out of white chocolate bullshit:
Heston’s BACK to bring his crazy concoctions to #MasterChefAU 7.30 tonight on TEN. WATCH his spectacular entrance:
https://t.co/D3zXt0A7R7
— #MasterChefAU (@masterchefau) June 19, 2015
