I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for hard hitting news journalism and analysis, I can tell you I don’t have any here. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very brief career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, people who want hard hitting news journalism and analysis. If you watch the trailer for Taken 2 below, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. With Dog memes.
