WATCH: Kochie Tells Viewer Who Thought She Was On TODAY To “Get Stuffed”

Bless u, live TV. You gloriously unpredictable bastard that forces people to think on their feet whenever something totally unexpected happens.

Some people rise to occasion; utilising their quick wits and wealth of experience to keep the show well and truly on track.
And then some people drop searing hot insults because someone got the name of their show wrong.
The Cash Cow, a segment in which viewers who complete the simple task of answering the phone are rewarded with bulk dollars, is a staple of Channel Seven‘s cackling-mad morning show Sunrise.
Most of the time it goes off without a hitch. They call a number in their database, the person answers, they make it rain all over them.
But then there’s days like today, where they call a number and an old lady answers with “I WAKE UP WITH TODAY!
What do you do? Do you laugh it off and calmly try to tell the unsuspecting viewer that they’re watching the wrong show? Do you follow the rules and cut her off and try someone else? Do you just stare blankly down the camera in a moment of awkward silence?
If you’re David Koch, you don’t do any of those things.
Because when you’re Kochie, your knee-jerk reaction is to tell her to “get stuffed.” On live national TV. And then listen as the tears start flowing after you tell her she’s just won a cool $20k.
Oops.

All collar-pulling awkwardness aside, the real highlight of all this is clearly the Cash Cow itself, who despite its inanimate costume head, spends the entire segment emoting its arse off.

You the real MVP, Cashie.

Source: Sunrise/Twitter.

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