WATCH: Johnny Depp, Criminal, Mocks Us For #WarOnTerrier Apology Video

To nobody’s surprise, it seems that Johnny Depp is still smarting from being subjected to Australia‘s particular brand of punishment – abject humiliation.

While appearing on a panel about his upcoming film, ‘Alice Through The Looking Glass‘, Depp went off road, throwing back to that time he and girlfriend Amber Heard were forced – by a court – to publicly apologise for smuggling dogs Boo and Pistol into the country.

“I would *really* like to apologise for not smuggling my dogs into England, because it would have been bad thing to do,” he told the audience, assuring them that he’s going to do this in every country.

“Because the Australians – though chipper – and, y’know, kind of – you know, they’re chipper, and they’re…”
They’re this, mate. You can say it.

If nothing else, Barnaby Joyce has given us a beautiful moment in Australian cultural history, and we should all be grateful. Or he’ll murder your fucking dogs.
Anyway. Watch it below. Discuss.

Source / Photo: Reuters.