‘Mad’ doesn’t even begin to skim the surface of the ocean of deep feelings into which the woman you’ll never be friends with – so start dealing with it – Jennifer Lawrence was plunged after a painfully obnoxious Access Hollywood reporter spoiled the third season of her favourite show, Homeland, in front of its erstwhile antagonist Damian Lewis, whom she just met for the first time on the SAG Red Carpet.
Behold, as J-Law traverses the Seven Stages of Televisual Spoiler Grief at the news of *SPOILER ALERT* Brody’s death, from shock and denial, to anger, speechlessness, fury, thinly-veiled disdain and, finally, masterful shade.
“I can’t believe you did that. I don’t even know what to say. I can’t… I’m so mad. This is not good. It’s like passed mad – it’s this weird other emotion; ‘mad’ isn’t it. I feel like my heart just fell out… I’m still never going to forgive you. God, you’re a monster. You are a monster.”