WATCH: Dr Deadpool Drops Solid Self-Examination Tips, Bulk Ball Jokes

Superheroes aren’t always the pinnacle of healthy living. Wolverine is essentially powered by grief and whiskey, Captain America was a human pool noodle before getting that magic jab, and despite Superman’s spic-and-span veneer, the dude carks it without mass exposure to radiation. 

Without giving too much away, Wade Wilson of Deadpool fame is quite accustomed to boring, deadly human diseases; this nugget of knowledge, combined with the character’s penchant for wantonly childish breast and ball jokes, makes the character’s latest fourth-wall-breaking PSA’s pretty bloody effective. 
The latest Touch Yourself Tonight video urges women to self-examine their breasts, as the bloke explains one in eight women will be diagnosed with breast cancer over their lifetime. A decidedly thorough how-to guide follows:

Of course, that clip comes after he so eloquently asked gentlemen to “check their walnuts for lumps and bumps, so we can give testicular cancer a kick in the balls.”

Deadpool. He’s for the people. 

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