Watch: Dita Von Teese At The Perrier Mansion

Dita Von Teese is famous for taking off her clothes while perched in a giant champagne coupe, so after her ‘Cointreauversial’ campaign with Cointreau we predicted her next gig as a booze muse would be for bubbly. Not so. French mineral water brand Perrier booked the burlesque beauty for their latest campaign in which she shoots craps, pours Perrier upon her creamy décolletage, gets very very wet – and the rest writes itself.

As you watch, imagine the pervy French director shouting commands at her during the filming.