It’s not often that we get to witness someone being dunked on as mercilessly as Bow Wow after his debunked private jet humblebrag. It’s even rarer to see someone argue that actually, they weren’t dunked on at all, and you simply don’t understand the rules of the game.

Fortunately for us, the rapper just used a massively high-profile radio appearance to inform the planet his trolling is imperious, and we’re all dweebs who don’t operate on his level.

Speaking to legendary New York station Hot 97, Bow Wow offered up that “I just wanna say, off top, I love it,” and that “people don’t understand the scientific method to my madness.”

He said it was all a stunt in service of his new show Growing Up Hip Hop Atlanta, which is a pretty ostentatious claim considering the response to the whole ordeal has been relentless mockery, but hey. 

In much the same way, ol’ mate went on to savvily dismiss claims his previous Insta flexing has been fraudulent, saying “I never said this was my money.

“I put a quote underneath that picture… nah, I never said that was my paper.”

Remember when #bowwow tried stealing my cash photo and now he just got busted faking a #privatejet trip and it’s going viral…hey @shadmoss I told you before and I’ll tell you again I will teach you #stocktrading so you don’t have to fake it anymore and with enough #hardwork you might even become my next #millionaire student so that’s the real #bowwowchallenge and remember that you’re still young so you’ve got time…hit me up and let’s see what you can do! #waybackwednesday #fakeittillyoumakeit #knowledgeispower #ichallengeyou #liljewjew

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When pressed on the objectively humiliating nature of post’s debunking, Bow Wow insisted “it doesn’t affect me, it doesn’t affect the women, it doesn’t affect the bank, it doesn’t affect anything.”

This fuckin’ guy. We’ll give him one thing: his show did get a mention in this here publication due to this mess, and it wouldn’t have otherwise, so keep on keeping on. Catch the full chat below.

Source: Spin / Hot 97.
Photo: Hot 97 / YouTube.