WATCH: ‘Bachie’ Villain Keira Cracked It In ‘I’m A Celeb’ Chilli Challenge

Whoever convinced Keira McGuire to go to South Africa and stick her head in a bucket of chilis for national television should just get their end-of-year bonus right bloody now.

The ‘Bachelor Australia‘ villain has become the ‘I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!‘ intruder (and villain), which are about as far away from each other as it’s possible to be, while still sticking in the reality show format. On one, you dress up in nice clothes and swill champagne; in the other, you sleep on a camping bed and eat cockroaches.

“You fukken idiots.”

Hours after Keira intruded on the I’m A Celeb camp, and she was demanding medical attention after sticking her head in a box of chillies and claiming she was dying.


“This is not okay, this is not okay,”
she wailed into a towel. “I can’t believe you did that to me. You don’t even know how much it’s burning.”

She and AFL legend Dane Swan had taken part in the Grim Gallery Tucker Trial, in which they stick their heads into boxes of gross shit in order to win food for the camp.

While Keira cracked it, Swan stood nearby, quietly ignoring the thousands of ant bites all over his face.
Hosts Julia Morris and Chris Brown, along with medical staff, attempted to calm Keira down.

“Yeah, but you don’t know how this feels right now,” Keira snapped back. When Julia assured her that the challenge had been tested by a number of people and in fact they did know what it felt like, she retorted: “But they’re not on national TV, like, dying. I’m not even over exaggerating this situation.”

And then Keira dropped my personal favourite: “Just like, no one needs to talk right now. I have a very strong pain threshold. That was so bad, worse than any treatment I’ve ever had on my face and that is fucking painful. Like burning my face so bad and no one even cared. NO ONE EVEN CARED.”

After a few more sobs, she asked: “Is this really what it’s going to be like the whole time?”

“Pretty much,” said Dane.

“Like that was really bad,” she replied.

“I got a couple of stings too,” he said. “I got a few bites.”

*sips water* 

The challenge was a success – Keira and Dane collected 10 out of 12 stars, which meant the camp got extra food. A win!

But you know who was really happy? The folks at home, ragging on them (her).


Watch the meltdown below:


Photo: Channel 10.

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