Watch A Season Three Game Of Thrones Teaser

Winter is coming – and according to Petyr Baelish AKA Littlefinger – so is chaos.

No shit you conniving little douchebag. Two words dude: horse zombies.

With seven weeks until the season three premiere of its cult fantasy drama series Game of Thrones, HBO is ramping up its digital promotion with a plot-light teaser featuring an ominous Littlefinger voiceover detailing the political benefits of disorder (sample line: “Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder.”) and shadowy portrait shots of each main player reminding us of the faces we’ve been missing (or wanting to throw small bricks at) since the show went into hibernation.

Oh, yes, my friends. Payoff is coming… 

The season three premiere of Game of Thrones airs March 31st on HBO.